About to get in the water….. There’s no sun, and the pool is just over freezing.
Wish me luck.
Ten hours of lifeguard training, recovering/relapsing from a cold, getting hypothermia three times, sunburned all over, allergies, 20 degree F water, jumping in and out of said water, standing in a soaking wet swimsuit in freezing wind, only one break, and best of all I have to pay $110 for my own training.
YES MOM THIS IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN FANIME
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omg
i CNT S TOP LAIAHGING
best cosplay ever
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- uu asks dirk to draw him some “pornography”
- uu says that dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
- uu believes that pictures of kids hugging and holding hands is “pornography” and is shocked when dirk interprets his request for pornography as a request for naked people doing it
- dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
- dirk has drawn himself jane jake and roxy hanging out
- throughout his entire life
baby
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omg
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Anonymous asked: sweet bro, now go play tunlrtreapts(.)com and post your how high do you even have to BE
PRETYY DANG HIGH BRO
Anonymous asked: sweet blog, now go play tumblrtreats(.)com and post your high score
please stop this is the fourth ask I’ve gotten of this it’s getting annoying
T H E D O G E I S N O T P L E A S E D
D O N O T P E T T H E D O G E.
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there is no quicker way to ruin friendships than playing mario party
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